The Great Gatsby is a book by F. Scott Fitzgerald about how you shouldn’t just buy a castle near your ex-girlfriend in the 1920s and then wait for her to fall back in love with you, because eventually you might get murdered by a poor person. — SPOILER WARNING»Book Report by a 16-Year-Old Who Only Saw the Movie (x)
Writing a story about fingers, which are really weird/creepy things. I mean, just imagine you aren’t a human for a second, and a human comes up to you and puts out its hand. YOU’RE TELLING ME YOU DON’T FREAK OUT?!