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conflictingheart:

Mix granola and peanut butter, spread between two thick apple slices for a hearty, fruity sandwich.

Looks delicious but THAT IS NOT A SANDWICH. 

conflictingheart:

Mix granola and peanut butter, spread between two thick apple slices for a hearty, fruity sandwich.

Looks delicious but THAT IS NOT A SANDWICH. 

The Great Gatsby is a book by F. Scott Fitzgerald about how you shouldn’t just buy a castle near your ex-girlfriend in the 1920s and then wait for her to fall back in love with you, because eventually you might get murdered by a poor person. — SPOILER WARNING»Book Report by a 16-Year-Old Who Only Saw the Movie (x)

Writing a story about fingers, which are really weird/creepy things. I mean, just imagine you aren’t a human for a second, and a human comes up to you and puts out its hand. YOU’RE TELLING ME YOU DON’T FREAK OUT?!

maggie-stiefvater:

Yeah.

VELOCIRAPTOR!

maggie-stiefvater:

Yeah.

VELOCIRAPTOR!

10 things you didn’t know about The Great Gatsby in the latest LiTBLURB video. (All facts are 100% true-ish.)

pizzzatime:

vintagenatgeographic: Giant century plant in Southern California - National Geographic | February 1958

One of these is growing in my parents’ backyard. It is indeed giant but, sadly, not sturdy enough to climb.

pizzzatime:

vintagenatgeographicGiant century plant in Southern California - National Geographic | February 1958

One of these is growing in my parents’ backyard. It is indeed giant but, sadly, not sturdy enough to climb.

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bree-zy:

roachpatrol:

gloomyteens:

CHINESE GIRL PRETENDS TO BE A GHOST TO AVOID PARKING CHARGE

MY HERO. 

Made my morning 

THIS. IS. AMAZING.

John Green would have something to say about this.

John Green would have something to say about this.

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bree-zy:

valerieagotlib:

evangotlib:

braiker:

Philly news crew completely loses it after trainwreck of a Ryan Lochte interview. (via)

Much needed comic relief today.

Day made. 

Great study break material. 

“There’s so much more to me than swimming. I like to go out and have fun, like to go dancing, hang out with my friends. I like doing fun stuff.”

millionsmillions:

Rest in peace E. L. Konigsburg, author of one of the greatest children’s books of all time. (Hyperbole? Oh, go get lost in the Met’s fountain.)

RIP, ELK. Thanks for teaching me how to get lost in museumes, et al.

millionsmillions:

Rest in peace E. L. Konigsburg, author of one of the greatest children’s books of all time. (Hyperbole? Oh, go get lost in the Met’s fountain.)

RIP, ELK. Thanks for teaching me how to get lost in museumes, et al.

spearasasha:

Kelp forests, Southern California

spearasasha:

Kelp forests, Southern California

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